“So Into You” radio on Pandora is on point right now.
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When you see someone calling your best friend...
I feel this one on a regular basis! I’m one jealous sicko.
When people step on my brand new shoes:
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we’re very sorry but your package won’t ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping. Me: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have…